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Like any good accessory, your weed paraphernalia ought to say something about you. Like: I epitomize the chilled-out smoker stereotype. Maybe: I imbibe so I can create. Or: I imbibe so I can sleep. Perhaps: I tripped so hard at Burning Man I woke up in the year 2053. This can all be conveyed by the piece you smoke from, and of those there are many. Here, we're highlighting weed pipes, one of the simpler means of getting THC into your bloodstream.

Some of our choices are classic in design, while others tap into more out-there artistic energy to be truly unique. Some have deep bowls, most have carbs (that hole on the side of the pipe that lets you control airflow), and a few come apart to make packing them and cleaning them easier. We even journeyed through Amazon's selection—admittedly the slimmest of pickings—to find a few solid options. So, here they are: the 14 best weed pipes (and one weed pipe subscription) you can get on Amazon or from smaller, independent retailers now.

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A bare-bones philosophy is employed here, and sometimes that's all you need. The pipe is tiny, magnetically sealed, and sturdy.

A handsome pipe your grandfather would approve of. The contents? Perhaps less so. 

It is what it is—a glass pipe, hefty and tactile, with a carb to control airflow, available on Amazon—and there isn't much to criticize about that.

Not all glass pipes have to be bulbous, indiscreet things. You'll get about three good pulls from this one.

Besides looking nothing like a weed pipe, the Genius design promises a more filtered, flavorful experience than any other pipe you'd try.

For the connoisseurs of modern art among us.

This two-piece pipe (the bowl is removable) is the stuff of drug-fueled nightmares. On the bright side, it stands up on its own, which is quite useful.

If Mark Twain ever smoked weed (he very well could've, though history remains foggy on that particular subject), he'd assuredly smoke it from something resembling this Cob Pipe. Made with sustainability in mind, it'll decompose into nothing when you're ready to throw it out.

A cheerful pipe—just looking at it is enough to brighten a crap day, though the weed'll help even more—from the women-led brand House of Puff.

The geometric dimensionality of this pipe makes it cool, but also easy to clean and comfortable in the palm. 

It won't win any design awards, but with its rubber outer, it will withstand the wear and tear of daily transport. 

As your Hinge date assured you last night, crystals have restorative healing powers. (Just not any that scientists have clocked.)

A brass-and-aluminum feat of engineering that'll fit in one hand, the Nomad opens into a one-hitter pipe, with a trough that stores about .5g of bud for later use, then magnetically seals itself shut again.

There's an easy Call Me By Your Name reference in here somewhere. If peaches aren't your fruit of choice, Flower also makes hand-blown grapes, limes, and strawberries.

With SensiBox, you can build your own museum-worthy exhibit of glassware. Each month, the weed subscription sends out an artisan-made pipe—these are all exceedingly creative—and thematically related smoking accessories.